Feeling a bit better

8/29/06

than yesterday. She retorted with this completely ridiculous email that actually made me laugh at its complete stupidity.

Her email

ah! i was going to erase this message, and i should have. i am so sorry that you actually blame ME for your own unhappiness in this office. wow!

it's like [the former production assistant] is reincarnated in you. and i DID say hello to you-you ignored me in the cafeteria. i have been nothing but civil to you, and you, with your unending moodiness, well, it's hard to figure out what is a good day for you, or a bad one [ed. This IS HILARIOUS. From a woman who is routinely crying at her desk, obviously trying to get people to swarm around her to ask her what's wrong. And then five minutes later is laughing. Woah. Craaaazy] . I don't treat ANYONE like shit [ed. I believe screaming obscenities at people in the office qualifies as treating people like shit. But then I guess I'm just a delicate wilting flower. OH! And she dipped one of the student worker's cups in the toilet. nice.]-and i'll tell you what-i'm glad you wrote this...it confirms what i have felt for a long time from you-i am so sorry you had to stay and answer the phones during the conference-i am so sorry you don't feel a part of the "team" here...but don't you DARE say that i am the cause of the bad "poisonous" atmosphere in this office...it was here long before me, and will be here long after [ed. Uh no. This was actually a nice place to work before you started spiralling out of control.].

so please...save your regurgitated [former production assistant bullshit]. and passive aggressive????? please.

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I didn't take the bait though. I just didn't respond. What. Ever.

The former production assistant was a bit annoyed that I didn't bring up obvious things like her borrowing money and never paying it back, the blood she left in the bathroom sink, the time she threw up in the bathroom and didn't bother to clean it up, stealing people's sodas and food out of the fridge, ripping off the bookstore, the time she came into his office obviously high and smelling like urine, calling her five-year-old niece a bitch, etc., etc. Oh yes, she's a lovely, lovely co-worker.